I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

xitgivesyoupleasure:

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

daydreamsandloveletters:

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fearnelesbian:

hey (with the intentions to assemble all of your ikea furniture for fun while you drink a glass of wine and admire me)

madd-with-adhd:

Haha yeah!! (I didn’t understand a single thing you just said)

funnytwittertweets:

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zonaisona:

sperm banks are really like “get a load of this guy”

chymical:

Personally I think everything should be easier than it is. Just a thought.

funnytwittertweets:

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janemba:

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

von-felden:

hairbrush9:

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riotneko:

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